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China Deems Little Girl Not Cute Enough for Opening Ceremony

The Onion couldn’t make up a better story.

2008 Beijing Olympics Opening Ceremony Cauldron Lighting

2008 Olympics Cauldron Lighting

Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

Paris Hilton responds to the ad by that wrinkly white-haired dude and suggests a hybrid of McCain’s and Obama’s energy policies.

Toyota Winglet

Toyota has developed competition for the Segway.

Barack Obama’s Elitist Summer Abroad

George Carlin Dead at Age 71

Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television

Comedian George Carlin dead at age 71

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New Jersey Hall of Fame

In addition to Edison, Einstein and Morrison, the inaugural class includes Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Meryl Streep, astronaut Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf and Vince Lombardi.

The Boss, Sinatra among N.J. Hall of Fame’s first inductees

Danny DeVito and Bon Jovi feel really left out, not to mention The E Street Band.