Chris Crocker

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Chris Crocker

What you'll need:

  • Lots of eyeliner
  • Tears
  • A whiney rant

No offense to Chris Crocker, but this applies to all so-called internet and YouTube celebrities. Have these people become so recognizable that people will actually dress up as them? Is this a sign of things to come? Either way, we sure as hell aren't ready for it.

Spartan from 300

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Spartan from 300

What you'll need:

  • Red cape
  • Loin cloth
  • Six-pack abs
  • The ability to yell a lot

300 was a huge movie this year and it stands to reason that a bunch of people would want to dress up like Spartan warriors. Remember last year when everybody was V from V for Vendetta?

The problem is you need six eight-pack abs or else you'll look completely ridiculous in nothing but a loin cloth. Not only are we uneasy about seeing a bunch of half-naked out of shape guys running around, but the inevitable constant yelling is sure to get annoying.

Of course, anybody who actually wears the Spartan muscle suit costume is just asking to be mocked relentlessly.

Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Sexy Fill-in-the-Blank

For a number of years now, girls have used Halloween as an excuse to dress like strippers for one night. Well... who are we to stop them?

We do want to point out the horrible Anna Rexia costume you may have seen mentioned on the internets recently. What it basically amounts to is a slutty skeleton costume (how is that possible?) combined with one of the worst puns ever. Whoever came up with this idea needs to be punched in the face.


Duke Lacrosse Player

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Lacrosse

What you'll need:

  • Lacrosse stick
  • White and blue jersey
  • Shoulder pads

Don't go there.

Anybody Who Wears Scrubs

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Anybody Who Wears Scrubs

What you'll need:

  • Take a wild guess

This is actually a pet peeve of ours. Anybody that puts on scrubs and says they are a doctor, surgeon, or some TV character (ER, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy, etc.) has the most boring and laziest costume in existence.

In fact, it's worse than throwing on a sheet and being ghost. The ghost costume has become such a maligned cliche that nobody ever does it. Therefore, we think that it would actually be cool if somebody did it because it's so unexpected.

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Ghost

Well, maybe not.