Sarah Palin

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Sarah Palin

What you'll need:

  • Palin updo
  • Rimless glasses
  • Business suit
  • Fargo accent
  • Be really folksy

Iron Man Says Iron Man Says:

This should be an incredibly popular costume this year. Do you think you can pull off Palin as well as Tina Fey? That's one tall order and that's one VPILF.

Amy Winehouse

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Amy Winehouse

What you'll need:

  • Beehive hairdo
  • Eyeliner (lots)
  • Tattoos (lots)
  • Be wasted

Iron Man Says Iron Man Says:

Take a cue from "Rehab" and say "no no no" to being Amy Winehouse. It was like so totally last year and you don't want to be mocked for being behind the times.

Isn't it a sure sign of the apocalypse that Amazon sells both the Amy Winehouse Rehab Wig and the Amy Winehouse Trashy Halloween Costume (yes that's really what it's called)?


Juno

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Juno

What you'll need:

  • Striped shirt
  • Hoodie
  • Be pregnant (for the truly authentic) or a pillow
  • A handful of phrases that a teen would never use
  • Hamburger phone

Iron Man Says Iron Man Says:

Last year's indie darling Juno is a pretty simple costume since it's just regular clothes. You just need to get the attitude and ridiculous lingo right. Old Shellhead doesn't think this one is too bad. You could do worse.

Anton Chigurh

Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas - Anton Chigurh

What you'll need:

  • Jean jacket
  • Dorothy Hamill wedge cut
  • Oxygen tank
  • A quarter

Iron Man Says Iron Man Says:

Javier Bardem took home an Oscar for his portrayal of scary killer Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men. On the other hand if you put on this getup, you might get your ass kicked Halloween night.