Edward Van Halen, Inventor

Musical Instrument Support by Edward L. Van Halen
A supporting device for stringed musical instruments, for example, guitars, banjos, mandolins and the like, is disclosed. The supporting device is constructed and arranged for supporting the musical instrument on the player to permit total freedom of the player’s hands to play the instrument in a completely new way, thus allowing the player to create new techniques and sounds previously unknown to any player.
Note: Anyone other than Eddie Van Halen attempting to use this will look like a complete fool.
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