The Unholy Union of Mario and Sonic

Have you heard about Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games? This is real wrath of God type stuff.

I mean like fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

I thought I was ready for anything. Anything, but NOT THIS.