Kryptonite Doritos

The Superman Returns merchandising juggernaut keeps on rolling with Kryptonite Mini Doritos. I will try them, so you don’t have to! You can thank me later folks. Turns out, they are just teeny tiny green Doritos. I didn’t really care for them. Weak guacamole flavor with no kryptonite taste whatsoever. What a rip off.

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