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Paris Hilton Responds to John McCain

Paris Hilton responds to the ad by that wrinkly white-haired dude and suggests a hybrid of McCain’s and Obama’s energy policies.

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Barack Obama’s Elitist Summer Abroad

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‘No Values Voters’ Looking to Support Most Evil Candidate

Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial ‘no values voters’ by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

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John Cusack Takes the Bush-McCain Challenge

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Young Hillary Clinton

Hillary has always been a fighter even in grade school. Wait a minute. What’s Jerry O’Connell doing in this?

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Obama Parrot Says Yes We Can

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Facebook Gangsta

“Go back to MySpace fools.”

(NSFW)

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