Taken - Teaser Trailer

Liam Neeson must save his daughter (Maggie Grace) from evil slave traders in Europe. Famke Janssen and Leland Orser also star.

Liam Neeson must save his daughter (Maggie Grace) from evil slave traders in Europe. Famke Janssen and Leland Orser also star.

The Wackness is an early front-runner for most ridiculous movie title of the year. Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby, Ben Kingsley, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Famke Janssen star.

Check out this new unrated trailer for The Ten. Careful, there’s some nsfw-ish naughty bits.

The Ten stars Winona Ryder, Famke Janssen, and Jessica Alba. Therefore on paper, The Ten is the awesomest movie ever and it doesn’t really matter what it’s about.

Nothing that interesting except for a goofier, extended Wolverine/Juggernaut fight and the reappearance of the bartender from X1 (why? I don’t know).
X3 Sunkist Orange Slurpee

They can make Slurpees with anything now, so why not Sunkist? The collector cups are decent, but could’ve had better graphics. They aren’t as cool as the Darth Dew cups. You also get a plastic photo disc which is kind of nifty.
Final Grade: B+, tastes sufficiently orangey