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The Karate Kid (2010) – Trailer 2

Work causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master.

Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, and Taraji P. Henson star.

Shinjuku Incident – English Trailer

In the early 1990s, a Chinese tractor mechanic nicknamed Nick (Jackie Chan) enters Japan illegally in search of his fiancée Xiu Xiu (Xu Jing Lei). Nick has made the journey on a freighter that sinks before reaching the harbor. Nick manages to reach dry land, avoiding the Japanese police as he tracks down his brother Joe (Daniel Wu) and asks for help. Joe provides food and shelter while Nick looks for a job and searches for his lost love in this strange new city.

It’s Not Jackie Chan Board Game

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The Karate Kid (2010) – Trailer

Karate Kid (2010) - Jackie Chan

12-year-old Dre Parker could’ve been the most popular kid in Detroit, but his mother’s latest career move has landed him in China. Dre immediately falls for his classmate Mei Ying – and the feeling is mutual – but cultural differences make such a friendship impossible. Even worse, Dre’s feelings make an enemy of the class bully, Cheng. In the land of kung fu, Dre knows only a little karate, and Cheng puts “the karate kid” on the floor with ease. With no friends in a strange land, Dre has nowhere to turn but maintenance man Mr. Han, who is secretly a master of kung fu. As Han teaches Dre that kung fu is not about punches and parries, but maturity and calm, Dre realizes that facing down the bullies will be the fight of his life.

The Karate Kid

Jackie Chan, Jaden Smith, and Taraji P. Henson star in this odd remake. Based on the rest of the internets, no further commentary is required.

The Spy Next Door – Trailer

The Spy Next Door

A man is asked to baby-sit his neighbor’s children and winds up having to protect them from secret agents after one the kids accidentally downloads a code.

The Spy Next Door

Jackie Chan has officially gone the family friendly route. This one even has George Lopez and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Tarantino’s Top 20 Movies Since 1992

Quentin Tarantino lists his Top 20 movies since he started to direct in 1992.

Pacquiao vs. Hatton (Street Fighter Version)

This is a great way to make boxing relevant again.