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Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids

The Karate Kid remake may have been a big success, but that's not how Jackie Chan really feels about kids.

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Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio

In his new movie, Ralph Macchio faces his toughest challenge yet; to become a Hollywood bad boy. With Karate Kid returning to the big screen, his career fading his friends and family are forced to stage an intervention. In order to re-establish himself in the entertainment industry he hits the streets of Los Angeles to show everyone how tough he can be. Coming soon, "Wax On, Fuck Off"

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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Undead

Living in the back room of his father’s doctors office, broke and frustrated ladies man Julian (Jake Hoffman) scores his big break when he lands the job directing an off Broadway version of Hamlet. Except it’s a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo (John Ventimiglia) who is actually a master vampire. Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet (Kris Lemche) out of hiding so the two can end a century’s long feud over Shakespeare’s Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex—girlfriend, Anna (Devon Aoki), who is dating Mobster Bobby Bianchi (Ralph Macchio). Added into the mix is a dimwitted detective (Jeremy Sisto) and a terrific score by Sean Lennon.

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Bat For Lashes – Daniel

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No More Kings – Sweep The Leg

No More Kings - Sweep The Leg

Sweep The Leg is an early contender for best video of the year. Can you say William Zabka? Johnny Lawrence himself directed this video! How about Martin (Sensei John Kreese) Kove or the "put him in a body bag" guy?

Stick around for a very special cameo at the end. Do you have a problem with that Mr. Lawrence?

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