The Greatest American Hero - Intro
Who could it beeeeeeee?
Who could it beeeeeeee?

In the near future, Toorop (Vin Diesel) is a mercenary who takes the job of escorting a woman from Russia to China. While he thinks this is just an ordinary mission, he gradually finds out that his guest is carrying an organism that has the potential to become the next Messiah — and everybody wants to get their hands on it.
Oh the near future, it’s so wacky. Michelle Yeoh also stars.

A plague in the form of a toxic viral gas is unleashed at a major sporting events across the United States and in Los Angeles. The gas turns its victims instantly “into an immediate rage of insanity and violence”. Controversial talk show radio host Logan Burnhardt (Moseley) and his production team are caught up in the middle of the chaos, and only blocks away from the explosion site, they begin to receive reports of rioters in the streets and listeners continue to call in reports of their first hand experiences.
Great Scott!

Ex-con Jensen Ames (Statham) is forced by the warden of a notorious prison (Allen) to compete in our post-industrial world’s most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory.

Billy Connolly’s babbling sheds little new light on the plot in this trailer. At least they’re staying consistent.