Steven Seagal

JCVD - Trailer

When the life of Jean-Claude Van Damme collides with the reality of a hold-up in Brussels, Belgium, suddenly the huge movie star turns into an ordinary guy, filled with fears, contradictions and hopes. How can he be up to the legend he has built? What can a film hero do when the gun pointed to his temple isn’t charged with blanks? JCVD finds himself at the turning point of his “hero” life.

JCVD

Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a weird parody of himself which is probably closer to reality than he thinks. Maybe this actually works and puts old “JCVD” back on the map.

Cockpuncher - Trailer

From The Onion Movie, comes Cock Puncher. This is the best thing Seagal has done since… ever.