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Every Bone Steven Seagal Has Ever Broken

Every Bone Break from Every Steven Seagal Movie: A FilmDrunk Supercut

Can you guess how many bones Steven Seagal has broken throughout his career? I bet you can't. Spoiler alert: Steven Seagal has broken a lot of bones. Steven Seagal invented bone breaking.

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Machete – Red Band Trailer

Robert Rodriguez presents some red band action from Machete.

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Machete – Trailer

After a violent shakedown from a notorious drug lord nearly kills him, Machete, a renegade Mexican Federale and tough-as-nails vigilante for justice, roams the streets of Texas, working as a day laborer. When Machete is hired by a crooked US Senator to execute a covert hit, Machete is double-crossed and forced to run from the cops and an endless stream of assassins. But what they don't know is that Machete is looking for them so he can settle the score.

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Machete – Illegal Trailer

Machete and director Robert Rodriguez have a special Cinco de Mayo message for Arizona.

Danny Trejo stars with Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Jeff Fahey, Steven Seagal, and Don Johnson.

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The Celebrity Guide to Wine

The celebrity power here is frightening. If you think Steven Seagal, Kelly LeBrock, Whoopi Goldberg, and Peter Weller are too much to handle, wait until Robert Loggia schools you on Cabernet Sauvignon.

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Steven Seagal: Lawman on A&E – Trailer

Seagal is currently a deputy sheriff of his home community of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana. In November 2008, A&E announced that they have begun filming Steven Seagal: Lawman, a reality show that follows his on- and off-duty work in the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. Seagal stated that "I've decided to work with A&E on this series now because I believe it's important to show the nation all the positive work being accomplished here in Louisiana—to see the passion and commitment that comes from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office in this post-Katrina environment."

No way. Hell yes!

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JCVD – Trailer

JCVD

When the life of Jean-Claude Van Damme collides with the reality of a hold-up in Brussels, Belgium, suddenly the huge movie star turns into an ordinary guy, filled with fears, contradictions and hopes. How can he be up to the legend he has built? What can a film hero do when the gun pointed to his temple isn't charged with blanks? JCVD finds himself at the turning point of his "hero" life.

JCVD

Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a weird parody of himself which is probably closer to reality than he thinks. Maybe this actually works and puts old "JCVD" back on the map.

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